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We’ve all been ill these past few weeks and we’re blaming it on the water. Our waters been brown for the last year and we’ve complained so many times and all they did was flush the stank. A month ago they took a sample of the pipe away to look at it and ever since then we’ve been coming down ill. I’ve only been back a day and after rehydrating myself after being hungover all sunday I’ve had to call in sick to work. Whens it going to stop?

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